Really? Really?

As I'm getting ready to pile the boys in the car, zeb grinning ear to ear says, "like my haircut?". Sure enough the once Mohawk has a huge chunk out of the front. I frantically ran upstairs, grabbed the clippers, promptly shaved zeb's head, bathed him to get the hair off his neck and threw the kids in the car. Fortunate for us, I was driving and we made it to church in record time! After church, we are on our way home, jai and zeb are reading, keio sleeping. From behind me, I hear "and I peed in my pants." REALLY?? REALLY??? I wonder what joys tomorrow will bring?